The soccer world has been rocked by the banning of the snood! This essential protection gear for sensitive necks will be no more from July this year. But fear not, fashion and safety conscious soccer players, as a new craze is about to hit the sport, in the shape of the bustle.
Yes, this article of clothing, last popular with Victorian women, is set to make a sensational comeback in the premiership. You read it here first! It’s not just the necks of soccer players that are sensitive – every part of them is delicate.
The bustle helps you to protect the sensitive rear area while staying at the cutting edge of the fashion world.
Arsene Wenger congratulating Nasri on his dress sense
Our cameras caught Samir Nasri testing a prototype recently. A Manchester United player, who refused to be named, said ‘I could have done with one of those in the changing room after the Liverpool match with Sir Alex around’
Meanwhile, snood makers have been investigating the potential of the rugby market for their product. However, a spokesman for the industry said ‘While it’s possible that the snood may take off in in rugby, the only problem seems to be that not all of them have necks’
In other news, it seems that soccer players are not the only pampered creatures to favour the snood.
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