Wednesday, February 9, 2011

6 Nations 2011 - Weekend 2 ‘Les Irlandais sont les blouses de grande fille!’ and other nightmare scenarios

Jamie Heaslip (picture from :http://bit.ly/fWHbMR)

RBS 6 Nations

Saturday , February 12

England vs Italy 14:30

Scotland vs Wales 17:00

Sunday , February 13

Ireland vs France 15:00

England vs Italy

England have the next three matches at home (Twickenham can dip the chariot and welcome back the team into her ample bosom), which does put them in a good position for the rest of the tournament. Next up are the Azzuri and I get the feeling England see this as a takeaway pizza win and all that has to be decided is the toppings – 20 point advantage? 30 point advantage? They would do well not to take anything for granted though – they are going to get no change at all out of the Italian forwards, and while their backs are clearly better, they still need to soften up the pack before they let their backs get going. It’s one of those awkward matches where your fans are expecting a massacre that you can never quite deliver. They will beat Italy of course, but probably end up as satisfied with the win as Ireland were last week.

Scotland vs Wales

This is an uncomfortable match, neither side with a win, lose two on the trot and the rest of the tournament could be grim. Incredibly, Wales have lost their last 8 matches in a row, and now they have to take on the dark horses of the tournament Scotland, in Scotland. Gulp. They are also going to have to start with Hook at flyhalf as Stephen Jones is injured, and after calling for ages for Hook to be first choice flyhalf, now I’ve changed my mind after watching him suck big time there. Phillips is not firing for Wales at scrum half, and Dwayne Peel is injured – now I’m scratching around for some good news for the Welsh camp – and it’s not coming. Coach Warren Gatland has a contract until 2015? Maybe I should just quit while I’m ahead. Scotland have no injuries, no problems with form, and no worries basically after keeping things decent against France last week. The Scotland of 2011 is big and bad, and keen to flex those muscles. Make that 9 in a row with the Scots to come up trumps at home.

Ireland vs France

Someone was saying to me that it couldn’t get worse for Ireland against France. I didn’t entirely agree with him there. We could end up with size 10 Patrick footprints all over our backs, and have 15 insolent cockerels strutting round the Aviva, sniggering to each other ‘Les Irlandais sont les blouses de grande fille!’. And that would be worse, wouldn’t it?

There’s been intense preparation by the Irish team this week – props Healy and Ross have their chiropractor appointments booked for Monday, and the pack has been simulating scrummaging against the French by being run over by a bulldozer. Meanwhile, the backline have been experimenting with Velcro gloves. Declan Kidney has persisted with Tomas O’Leary as the starting scrum half which has a biblical feel to it to me, serving the poor wine first then bringing on the vintage stuff right at the end of the party. Go on Declan, turn the water into wine and start with Stringer or Reddan, you know you want to.

So in all seriousness, how are we going to beat the French? Having Heaslip back is a great start. That French razzmatazz is based on quick ball, and space to be creative, so we have to ensure they get slow ball and as much space as in the back of a VW Beetle. That means an absolute war zone at the breakdown, roughly this side of legal, and intense pressure on the backline, quick up on them, then every kick, into play or into touch, well followed up. The French missed 25 tackles last weekend, we missed three last weekend, so if we attack as well as we can, the holes could be there. I could see Ireland winning this match. But on balance, unless we have a bit of an implosion from France, they are going to take this, and I think they will.

Finally, for Ireland supporters, get yourselves down to the O2 site http://www.bethedifference.ie/ and check out some of the cool stuff O2 have organised for Irish fans to get involved with the team. Anyone who’s backing the Irish team like O2 deserves a bit of support.

2 comments:

  1. We all saw how quickly the French backline moved up against the Scots last week. Needless to say there was a few times when the hindmost foot was not the starting point of this rush but that is neither here nor there.

    The point is that Parks was receiving quick ball and was the Scots, like Leinster did to Clermont, changed the point of attack. This led to the missed tackles and some great line breaks from the Scots. Sexton can expect more of the same slow passing and execution from O'Leary this weekend, peppered with box kicks to nowhere. If Sexton has to deal with that kind of service again then he'll get smashed and we'll never see the backline move like we know it can. At one point against Italy we say Sexton shouting at TOL to "give me the f**king ball" which I took to mean, "hurry the f**k up and pass the ball".

    If we have a repeat performance from TOL then we're in serious difficulty.

    I think that Poite did a terrible job along with his touch judges at the scrum against Italy. Ireland were penalised quite a number of times that could have easily gone the other way. However I do hope that the pack were watching the overhead shots of the scrums from Paris. The French front 5 were so compact compared to the Scots. They really packed down very tight and that made them alot more solid than the Scots so hopefully Ireland will learn from that and learn from that.

    I still think the pivotal battle on Sunday will be at 9 and 10. Unfortunately I don't think that TOL will be able to match Parra and his quick decision making and passing will make TOL look like a JCT player.

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  2. Have to agree with you, don't know why TOL has been picked. His service is slow, and he's not used to playing with Sexton. He's also been throwing out passes to no one, and his tactical play is not up to much either. He was a good player a few years ago but has seriously gone off the boil. Unless he has a massive game, we are really going to struggle.

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